Except, not really.

[Except, not really.]

[Except, not really.]

what i hope to be in 2017

[theegyptgame]

• sensitive
  
• clever
• well-mannered
• considerate
• passionate
• charming
• as kind as i’m handsome
• heir to a throne

[Except, not really.]

[Except, not really.]

• you: "cool beans"
• me, an intellectual: "chilled legumes"

[Except, not really.]

[bewbin]

There is nothing I hate more in the world than

[kxohyeah]

Than what?

[bewbin]

suspense 

[Except, not really.]

[nitrons]

“MAN IMITATES DOG ATTACK ON THE NEWS” FUCK THIS GETS BETTER EVERY TIME I WATCH IT

[Except, not really.]

[micdotcom]

Watch: This is so satisfying.

[Except, not really.]

[Except, not really.]

[Except, not really.]

[kirbycheatfurbymeat]

This was actually one of the absolute best Pearl-centric episodes in a while.